- Anti Joke

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

you know whats funny... nothing.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.