- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.