Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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