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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

roses are red violets should be purple

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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