Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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