- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

your mother

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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