- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What is older than history?

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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