Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Ju... Just why?

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Anti Joke

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