what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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