whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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9/11.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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