- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why did the book disappear?

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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