Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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LOL May Wong

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Anti Joke

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