- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

knock knock

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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