- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Black people. They are so kind.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Hello.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

your mom died.

we all know sammi has a penis

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