What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Terry has ebola

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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