- Anti Joke

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

5 What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

National security?

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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