That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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