- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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