What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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So I was walking down the road today

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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