What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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