A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Banana Hamock.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What's the deal with brown?

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Women have the right to vote.

Black people. They are so kind.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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