3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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