yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Muslim athletes.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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