what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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