Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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tims sty:)

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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