What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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knock knock come in!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

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