- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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