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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A baby seal walks into a club.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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