What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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