So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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bacon

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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