- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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