What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

H o m o comes out as homo

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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