Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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