- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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