two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Black...

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Anti Joke

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