womens rights

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

book 'em danno

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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