Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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fduck

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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You have cancer

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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