My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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