- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

woman's rights

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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