- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

cats are pussies

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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