- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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