violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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