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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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