Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Chuck Norris.

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