knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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everybody loves raymond

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Alchohol.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ron Paul for President!

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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