can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Dylan is gay

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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