Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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I am a nigger.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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