Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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r u smart..... or ur black

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Anti Joke

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