What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Bake until golden at 375

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Anti Joke

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