Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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knock knock There's no door

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Hey, Max!!

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Bob dole

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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